Monday, October 11, 2004

Secondly, the Second Post!

It appears that Chadmarco is now going with a less cartoony facaude, but no amount of ninja training or futuristic kicking action will be enough to prevail!

The following other images have been obtained as well, no doubt through some sort of hypersensitive photographical equipment, probably mounted on the backs of camels.

Does this mean business?

Chadmarco being thrown from a blotched explosion.

He tried telling us this was his girlfriend.

To visit one of the many evil sites of Chadmarco, use the following portal:

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Thursday, October 07, 2004

The First and Only Post

This is a blog dedicated to but one endeavor, stopping the evil spread of blogs by an individual known as Chadmarco (known alias: Duncan Headstealer & Solarlumberjackshera). There are many ways you, as one of millions of potential readers, can help this endeavor. I've created this list in numerical order (sort of a numbered list form) to help you realize the various ways you, your friends, family and loved ones can help*:

1.) Visit all of his blogs and post enough comments to force him to read until the wee hours of the morning, so he'll be so sleepy the next day, he'll forget to get a well balanced breakfast.
2.) Call him on the phone with trivial questions like "Who was the third president to use the phrase 'My fellow Americans'?" or "What is the proper placement of an apostrophe used as quotes, inside of quotes—before or after the punctuation mark?"
3.) Use your innate powers of hacking to destroy Blogger all together, forcing him to learn a completely new way of blogging, which given his lack of conviction, is unlikely.
4.) Start enough blogs of your own to take up every conceivable prefix to — in effect, rendering him powerless!

The following is an accurate description I found on the back of his EvilAction AutoGrip Action ActionFigure packaging:

* Also, you might consider allying with co-workers, neighbors, milkmen, mailmen, other forms of professional workers in fields not suited for women, and possibly an army of genetically modified soy products.